I swear this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was singing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a flock of chickens came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the check here impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe this just took place. This is insane, I feel I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?